Status update

If you’re reading this it probably means you signed up to my mailing list on or my old website, – I’m very grateful for you doing that :)

This is going to be a long one so please bear with me if you have the time. Of course you have the time. Just put your phone on silent for five seconds of your life and focus on one thing for a change. (It’s mad isn’t it, that I can’t go a paragraph without snarking you? The very audience that have given me all of the best and worst days of my life, and yet I always focus on the trouble instead of the triumph. Sorry about that. I really am grateful; there are over three thousand of you on this mailing list which makes you more than the 900,000 subscribers or the 127,000 Twitter followers or the 58,000 Facebook likers. You are the ones that made the extra effort. You are the ones who care the most. I think, anyway.)

First thing’s first; I have an album out next month. I won’t be talking about it much in this email and I won’t be selling you anything else today, but people keep asking me if I’m still working on music, and it concerns me, because for the last eight months I’ve been very public about releasing an album in October and yet everyone seems to have forgotten. Some future of music I’m turning out to be, he smiled.

So just for clarity: my fourth album Nowhere Left To Hide will be out in October. I think it’s October 4th; it’s the first Sunday in October, so whatever that date is. All the singles I’ve released this year will be on it: Scared Like Me, Make It Rain, Keep Me Up and Beyond You.

In fact, just to give you something new, here’s the track list:

1. Make It Rain
2. Exploring Tomorrow
3. Complicated Days
4. Love Conquers All
5. Keep Me Up
6. You Don’t Deserve Me
7. I Might Fall In Love Tomorrow
8. August
9. Good Enough For Now
10. Two Faulty People (featuring Sarah-Grace Neal)
11. All I Can
12. Scared Like Me
13. Beyond You

I did that from memory, I think it’s right :)

My other song, Ugh! Your Ugly Houses, is not on it. I’ve earmarked that for a different project, an album of all covers called Legacy, which will be out in the future, when we’re all just blobs in clouds streaming data directly to our brains.

In terms of non-music writing, I’ve started a fiction book and I’ll be reaching out to agents, publishers etc when I’ve made more headway with that. The first draft will be finished by the end of October. If nobody picks it up I’ll self-release it like I did with my train book. I might not be the most successful YouTube author, but my book has nothing to do with vlogging and I wrote it myself, so there’re two USPs for you.

My daily life revolves around focusing on music and on writing, which is why I haven’t been making videos; I see it as time I could spend working. Today, for a sample day, I woke up just before 5AM, I’ve done some writing and a lot of reading and I just came back from a meeting with a music manager who may be helping me to organise some gigs.

I’m also a bit over making videos, if you hadn’t guessed. So I can’t see myself doing it that often. Nine years is a long time and my best work on YouTube was around 2010 anyway. I’ll probably upload some music stuff, though, when my album comes out.

I’m writing this in the Apple Store – I told the gentlemen at the entrance that I don’t have wifi at my place and he kindly permitted me to use the laptops and wifi here to update you. I can’t tell you how much I LOVE being internet-free at my home. It helps me get so much done. It’s blissful.

I’m living near Kingston, just outside London. My room has laminate flooring that I laid down myself (which made me feel very manly). The building used to be a police station so it has a lot of character (the last place I lived in – ‘the dream flat’, as I called it – used to be a biscuit factory, and before that, I lived with a guy called Charlie in a converted matchbox factory. I’m sensing a pattern).

Another Apple Store worker just came over to ask if I was alright. I politely explained I’d been permitted to use the internet because there’s no internet at my home. He smiled, thumbed-me up and said “go for it mate, go for it!”. Apple are lovely. Obviously their products are the main reason are brains are completely turned to mush, but the staff are very nice.

I’m very privileged that I get to do what I love every day without getting a ‘proper job’. I still make plenty through YouTube adsense, book sales and music royalties, as well as Sopio/Lifescouts money. I have you to thank for that, so again, since I don’t do it enough: thank you. (I started work on Sopio Deck 8 last week, so that’ll be online and at some trade fairs like the UK Games Expo next year.)

All that, I think, will sustain me long enough for me to get the Next Thing underway. Hopefully it’ll be a career in writing. Music is more fun but far less likely. The music industry (like the vlogging industry, if we can now call it that) is all about making YOU the star, where the publishing industry only care if you’ve written a good book or not. That may change, but hopefully not before I crack it. I like the focus not being on me. I’ve never really liked the recognition very much. I just wanna make the best work I can make.

I’ve also set up a Goodreads profile! Check it out here. Goodreads is a social network for reading. It’ll tell you what I’ve read, what I’m reading, what I’m planning to read, and you can also follow other authors, review books and share your favourite stories with Facebook. It’s super cool. I’m currently reading The Man That Time Forgot, which is about a man who travels through time and space every time he falls asleep. Think Doctor Who, but instead of a TARDIS, he’s just tired. It’s great, anyway :) Apparently it’s Amazon’s number one time travel novel, according to their bio, so it’s got that going for it too. Check out The Man That Time Forgot here.

That’s all my news. I hope your days are joyful. Let’s speak soon :)